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“Love at a Reasonable Price, Volume I: First Loves” is now available on Amazon and Barnes & Nobles.

The “First Loves” Landing Page has a few introductory words and a sample.

Or you can go directly to “First Loves” on Amazon or “First Loves” on Barnes & Nobles.

“First Essays” (essays written while working on “First Loves”) should be out August or September 2019. “First Super Hero Novella” (a silly novella about a pair of superheros trying to make things better while not making things worse), and “Diary of an Adamant Seducer” (tales of the current crisis at Skullvalley After Whistletown, Booksellers Extraordinaire) are also in the works.

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